Brian BockelmanThe Least Evil Person in HellJack stood in a line that literally stretched for miles. He had no recollection of getting in the line, but he was next to be serviced. He…15 min read·Sep 1, 2021----
Brian BockelmanWhodunnit: The Folded ShortsAfter months of searching, my fiancé (Lauren) and I recently moved into a new house. It’s in a cute neighborhood with cute neighbors and a…9 min read·Jul 22, 2021----
Brian BockelmanHouse Hunters: PandemicWe were sitting in a friend’s backyard (something we were envious of coming from an 800 square foot apartment with two energetic dogs)…9 min read·Mar 4, 2021----
Brian BockelmanThe Experiences of Billy Pilgrim: A Non-Fictional StoryBrian Bockelman 10/20/10 Zachery Gall Interpretation of Literature7 min read·Sep 29, 2020----
Brian BockelmanMy Dad’s a Pilot, and I’m Afraid of Flying“Do you feel that?”10 min read·Oct 17, 2019--2--2
Brian BockelmanMy Name’s Brian Bockelman, And I’m No Longer a Felon: Part 4I woke up at 5:30 the morning of Monday, February 4th to go back to the worst place in the entire world: Neosho, MO. My elusive court date…12 min read·Mar 5, 2019--1--1
Brian BockelmanReliving the Last Time the Chiefs Played the Colts in the PlayoffsThe Colts hold a 4–0 all time playoff record against the Chiefs in the playoffs, but the results of their last meeting make it feel much…9 min read·Jan 11, 2019----
Brian BockelmanWho Would Win the Super Bowl if Every Playoff Team’s Mascot Were Thrown in a Battle Royale?It’s time for the NFL playoffs, which means it’s time for us to validate the countless hours we’ve spent watching football the past 17…13 min read·Jan 3, 2019--1--1
Brian BockelmanMy Name’s Brian Bockelman, and I’m Still a Goddamn Felon: Part 3What started as a fun conversation starter has slowly evolved into lunacy. Get caught up on parts one and two here.15 min read·Dec 17, 2018--1--1